Miami Hurricane, August 28, 1953

              Ends, Frank McDonald, Tom Pepsin, Bob Nolan, Jim LeRussa and Vince Pagley.
Tackles, Dan Tassotti, Gene Buc-cille, Allan Rodberg, Glenn Mugler and Jim Pressnall.
THE MIAMI
HURRIC
Volume XXVII University of Miami, Coral Gables, Fla., Aucust 28, 1953
“HEARSE” DRIVER CONRAD BOUTHILLIER SHRUGS AND SAYS, “IT GETS ME AROUND.”
Eyebrows Raise, Students Wonder As Hearse Cruises Around Campus
By ED MUMFORD
Humcant Sufi Writer
A funeral directing course has not been added to the curriculum although it might seem that way when you see the big, black hearse that has been cruising around campus for
the last two months.
The odd-sized vehicle was driven to Miami from Fall River, Mass, by Conrad Bouthillier and Ray Beauregard, two UM students.
According to Bouthillier, they only bought the car to facilitate the trip to Miami. The drivers took turns at the wheel while the other one slept in the extra long back seat. They plan to sell the hearse before they go north in the fall. The best offer they had thus far was from the Kappa Sigma fraternity.
They paid $200 for the 1939 Packard-Henry in Somerville, Mass.
When Bouthillier brought the car home, his girl friend disowned him and his father wouldn’t talk to him for a month. The first thing he had to do was to remove the flowers from the rear seat placed there by the previous owner.
“Owning a hearse has its advantages," Bouthillier said, "you've got a car and trailer all in one piece, and by sleeping in it on the way down to Miami, we made better than 800 miles a day.”
“On the other hand,” he continued, “there are some disadvantages. When we arrived in the Gables, we stopped for gas and the attendant refused to wait on us, he stood at a safe distance and told us to try somewhere else.”
On the way down the two travel-
Exam Schedule
Exam Hours	Sept 11	Sept. 12
8:00- 9:50	All 8:00 or 8:30 classes	All 9:30 or 10:00 classes
10:00- 11:50	All 11:00 or 11:30 classes	All 12:30 or 1:00 classes
12:30- 2:20	All 2:00 or 2:30 classes	Conflicts
2:30- 4:20	Conflicts	Conflicts
ers lost their route in a large city and questioned a policeman to find a way out. The policeman, seeing someone stretched out in the rear, gave them a police escort out of the city.
No, there will not be a funeral directing course offered at the UM although students will continue ts see a hearse on campus next semester, probably with new owners driving it about.
Swim-Dance Slated Tonight
There will be a swim-party and dance tonight. The swim-party will be at Venetian pool, 4 to 8 p.m., and the dance afterwards at the Student Club.
To be admitted to the pool, all students should show their ID cards at the gate.
Entertainment at the dance will consist of a variety show. A1 Garr will be M.C. and will also do feats of magic. Other entertainers will be Eddie Stakness, pianist; Joe Marker, tap dancer; Seda Khoyan, dancer, Sandra Smitherman, vocalist, and Howard and Mike, uke team.
A picnic and swim was held last week at Crandon park. Holmes Brad-dock was in charge.
The movie for Thursday, Sept. 3, will be "Flight Lieutenant,” starring Pat O'Brien and Glenn Ford.
Prof Has Summer Job
Professor Simon Hochberger, chairman of the Journalism department, is in Nashville Tenn., where he is revising the style book of the “Nashville Tennessean,” a daily newspaper.
Hochberger, who is also acting as news editor for the paper, will be in Nashville for two months after which he will return to the UM to resume his duties with the Journalism department.
Gallery Reopens Sept. 2 With Permanent Exhibit
The permanent collection of paintings and prints at Lowe gallery may be viewed after Sept. 2 when the gallery reopens. This may be fhe only opportunity to see the many gifts recently donated to the gallery as a crowded exhibition calendar is scheduled for fall.
Opening at 4 p.m., Sept. 18 is a Lroup exhibition of paintings, wa-tercolors and drawings by the award winners of last season’s Members' Exhibition—Richard Merrick, William Oberman and Gordon Arnold
Also on exhibition during this time will be watercolors of bii ds by Walter A. Weber, prepared especially by the National Geographic Society. This exhibition L made possible through the courtesy of John Oliver LaGorce, National Geographic vice-president and UM trustee.
Registration for a greatly expanded children's program will be from Sept. 30 through Oct. 3. (lasses this year will be held in the newly constructed Beaux Arts pavilion and will be strictly limited in number.
Formal opening of Lowe gallery is slated for Oct. 11. Winter hours will go into effect at that time.
Guards, Norman French, Ted Lubas, Frank Festa, Bob Della Valle.
Centers, James Linus, Sidney Greenspan.
Quarterbacks, Don James, John Melear, and Carl Garrigus.
Right Half, Whitey Rouviere.
Left Half, Art Knust, Bill Smith.
Full Back, Gordon Malloy.
Encouraging is the fact that four footballers who earlier decided to give up the game have voluntarily returned to the squad.
Varsity returnees, Bob Taro, Frank Festa, Jim Presnall and Frank Vin-cendes have all voiced the desire to play again and should prove to be assets to the team.
Monday will be taken up by photographers who will have the players posing for pictures.
Practice will start on Tuesday with a two-session a day schedule. Morning drills will find the players outfitted in shorts. Pads will be used in the afternoons.
"We won’t work until 5 in the afternoon in the beginning,” Gus said, “it is just too hot.”
Frank Paskewich, former Hurricane football letterman in 1937-38-39, was named assistant freshmen coach by Gustafson last week.
The former Cane gridder, who left Miami Beach high following a poor season, will coach part-time in the afternoons while retaining his classroom teaching position at Miami high.
With a good spring practice under its belt. Gus feels his 1953 edition will have more fight and spirit than any team he has ever
Chem Paper's Title Is Tongue Twister
A paper with a tongue-twisting title has just been published in the Journal of the American Chemical Society by a UM professor, and a graduate student.
“Quinoxaline Studies V; Synthesis of 2-Hydroxy—3, 5 dimethyl-quinoxaline and 2-Hydroxy—3, 8 dimethylquinoxaline” is the staggering title of the article written by chemistry professor Harry P. Schultz and George Kyryakos. Ky-ryakos is studying for his Ph.D. at Ohio State.
ANDY GUSTAFSON coached.
The 1953 schedule will be a tough one for the Canes, who will be up against some of the greatest football clubs in the country.
A pre-season opener with the Marine Barracudas of the Opa-locka air base Sept. 14, in the Orange Bowl will start the football season rolling.
Later the Hurricanes will play in successive order, Florida State, Baylor, Clemson, Nebraska, (away), Maryland, Fordham (away), Auburn, Virginia Tech and Florida.
Ann Carmichael Among Prettiest In U. S. Colleges
Lovely UM senior, Ann Carmichael, has been selected as one of
ANN CARMICHAEL
the nation's prettiest schoolgirls by the Palmolive Soap company.
“We chose Ann to appear in some of our advertisements because she is one of the most attractive schoolgirl beauties in the country," an official of the Colgate-Palmolive-Peet company explained.
Ann’s smiling face appeared in Sunday newspapers all over the nation in a campaign whose theme is, "100% mild Palmolive soap helps you guard that school girl complexion look!”
The green-eyed brunette, who is a Physical Education major will start her senior year this fall.
At UM Ann was selected as 1952’s first Hurricane honey. Other titles that have come by way of Ann's beauty were selection as an Ibis beauty and a Tempo cover girl.
Servicemen, Attention
Those servicemen who wish to continue their subscriptions to the Hurricane should notify this office of their present address immediately.
Because of the constant change in ervicemen’s addresses it will be nec-’ssary to drop from the mailing list 11 names who fail to give notice.
Address changes to the Hurricane, 'ox 518, Universi’y Branch P. O., -oral Gables 46, Fla.
DR. JAY F. W. PEARSON, (left) UM president, and d7° Donald Michelson, UM llillel director, hold up sketch of proposed hillel house during groundbreaking ceremonies last Sunday. The new structure will cost $125,000 and will be constructed on the corner of Ponce de Leon and Miller Dr.
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For High Spirited '53 Canes
Football practice for the 1953-54 Hurricane season will start j on Tuesday with 23 returning letterlnen and a hopeful 35 | freshmen who are expected to make up one of UM’s best frosh squads.
From the standpoint of morale and willingness to play, this year’s team will be an entirely different aggregation. This fact might mean the “big” difference.
No. 35 !
Returning lettermen and the positions they will play this season are;
Practice To Start Tuesday