Miami Hurricane, May 15, 1936

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NEWSPAPER of THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI
1% !W	--CoRA1 Gables, Florida, May IS, 1936	Number 30
Run- I May 20 to Fill Executive Posts
painting to be Finished
Today ; Landscaping bv City Is Well UnderWay
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, „d Reaches $1100. Mark For ^ Project Started Only Four Weeks Ago
j four weeks ago today, the Hurricane Platform featured a plank 7* ting the painting of the main l	building. The idea was the
. child of Carl Fien, and since kral ,. „ worv has gone forward en-Liastically, gaining the cooperation f both students and faculty until this ° rning brush wielding on the walls 7 the University came to an end °hen the final touch-up was com-
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P When all of the woodwork minted and the paint-daubed windows are cleaned, the first student project attempted at the University will have been successfully completed.
City Manager Gene Williams of Coral Gables, in an interview last night, stated that he and other Coral Gables officials were gratified by the splendid cooperation of the students and faculty who have refrained from parking their cars on the parkway surrounding the university.
The total of the contributions last week was $898.06. New donors are: Mr. Waldo Schoessel	$5.00
Miami Women’s Club	2.00
Faculty .................. 3.00
Cuban Exchange Students 8.50 Hurricane sales (additional) .47
F. M. Hudson ............ 10.00
James O’Brien ............ 1.00
Carlotta Wright .......... 1.00
Hayes Wood ............... 1.00
Band and Orchestra ....... 1.25
Pi Chi Fraternity ....... 10.00
Paint Can ................ 1.61
Faith Cornelison ......... 1.00
Total ................ $45.83
The non-moonlight football game of last Wednesday night added $193.05 to the funds making a total of $1,136.94.
An error was printed in last week’s listing of donors when Dr. H. S. West tvas credited with $.60. It should have listed $6.00.
A thousand dollar landscape project was begun this week by the City of Coral Gables as its contribution to the student’s attempt to beautify the school. Trees, shrubs and grass are now being planted on the parkway.

STUDENT, FACULTY OPINION SOUGHT
The Hurricane
is attempting
to acquamt itself with the stu_ dent opinion on this campus con-coming questions pertaining to our University as well as to na-tmnal and international affairs.
students are asked to clip the questionairre contained in this edition, fill it out and leave it in the Hurricane This will
postoffice box. afford members of the student body an opportunity to offer pertinent comments con-eel ning the policies, make-up, and distribution of the Hurricane.
Theta Alpha Phi Presents Three CorneredMoon

Completion of the original main University building will be made possible by securing the $650,000 Federal P.W.A. loan. No work has been done on this structure since the 1926 hurricane. This disaster came soon after the land crash which caused the failure of the ten million dollars in pledges to materialize.
Citizens of Rival Mobs Slated To Meet in Field Day Festival
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Buddington Has Leading Role In Fraternity’s Second Annual Production
1936 YEARBOOK
RELEASED TODAY
The 1936 issue of the Ibis is now available in the Auditor’s office. This year s Ibis is undoubtedly the finest yearbook brought out so far by the University.
In the enlarged book are additional lc ures, a literary magazine, sections evoted to organizations, sports, fac-y> and society.
Isabel Hanson edited the book and
Theta Alpha Phi, formerly the University Players, will present “Three Cornered Moon,” a three act comedy, Wednesday evening, May 20, in the University auditorium.
This is the second annual production of the, organization, being handled entirely by its members. James Parrott is directing and Dorothy Buddington will have the leading role.
From any point of view, the Rimple-gars, the family in “Three Cornered Moon” are moon-struck. Even if you study them you will never hear two words out of them that make sense.
In the first act the family is considerably well off in the world; and being spared the necessity of working, they take out their lunacy in inventing complicated methods of sui cide or in impulsive journeys. But suddenly they find themselves penniless. Mrs. Rimplegar, having sold out the family fortune to a margin broker, puts on her wrapper, does up her hair in a turkish towel and meanders dizzily around the house. That is why the Rimplegar children all go to work at starvation wages, and become a clan without a cause. But idle, or industrious, a Rimplegar is always the same—from one day to another he never tampers with logic.
The cast is as follows:
Mrs. Rimplegar, Nedra Brown; Douglas Rimplegar, Victor Levine; Kenneth Rimplegar, Maxwell Marvin; Jenny, Miriam Lockhart; Ed Rimple-
By Phillip H. LeBow Some of us citizens who have not wrapped ourselves around three squares for many a day is awaiting very impatiently indeed for the start of the Pie Eating contest that is going to take place Friday when the University holds its annual Field Day. Not since the present depression has come around and bothered us citizens no little have we had a chance to get our hands on some substantial grub.
I have heard tell that several citizens have become very, very angry indeed because they have heard rumors to the effect that they will be forced to eat cream puffs. Imagine making he-men eat lemon meringue and eclairs! These here citizens what belong to the same mob are going to take action and boycott the place, unless they can get real pie. As a representative of the high class citizenry of the school, I say as follows
ling that way. They too will not be charged.
Yes, indeed, it very truly seems that everything is without charge, for the dance in the evening is open to all the dolls with or without escorts. So, citizens, after you have taken your free bath at the pool and are once more clean citizens you can go to the “M” club dance for but the price of a smile.
Glogowski, Esterline, Hendrick, Brown in Final Y ote W ednesday
TICKETS ON SALE FOR ’37 CONCERTS
Advance subscriptions are now on sale at Philpitt’s Music Store for next season’s symphony and band concerts. Those who purchased subscriptions this year will be given preference until June 1st. After that date, the tickets will be on sale to the public at the University. Tickets are priced at $6.00, $7.50, and $9.00, for the entire season.
Mrs. Arnold Volpe has announced that the guest soloists will be as prominent as this year’s.
Tison Defeats Couch For Vice Presidency In Annual Spring Election
Seventy Candidates To Receive Diplomas At Exercises June 1
May 18 Is Set As U. of M. Night at DowntownShow
Percentage of Proceeds Go To Building Fund; Painting Newsreel To Be Shown
Dean Van Leer, University of Florida, To Be Principal Speaker on Program
Dean Blake R. Van Leer of the University of Florida’s school of en-
...	, i	t, „ .v gmeermg will be the principal speaker
citizens want apple pie like Mother	&	f *	1 ,
at the commencemen^exercises at the
Miami Biltmore Country Club Monday evening, June first, for a graduating class of seventy-one students. The first feature of the exercises
used to buy.
I am ankling around the school giving the dolls the once over when it comes to my ears that there is going to be great and unlimited fun indeed to be had by all. Imagine the citizens of our institution of learning pushing a baby buggy around the school. Some citizens says that such proceedings is quite unbecoming to the youth of our nation.
School is ending early and many of our most prominent citizens of rival mobs will engage in competition for cups, prizes and stuff to be offered for the winning mob.
Citizens, do not fail to come around and see our great Field Day, and furthermore, citizens, be prepared to be dunked none too gently in the swimming pool. Those citizens who think to come in their bathing suits can swim in the pool for nothing. Ladders will be placed at convenient spots around the walls fo? those citizens who are used to enter-
will be the Commencement march in which the entire class will participate under the direction of Dr. Walter S. Phillips as marshal of the commencement. President B. F. Ashe is to preside and music will be furnished b> the University Symphony Band.
After the graduating ceremonies, a reception will be held, according to custom, in the Miami Biltmore Country Club hall and on the terrace for the graduates, their families, and friends.
All graduating seniors will take their final examinations on May 25 and 26. Undergraduate examinations will be given on June 3, 4, and 5.
CANDIDATES FOR GRADUATION
Bachelor of Arts: Louise Virginia Arnott, Fleeman H. Boney, Jane Burge, Miriam Frances Burton, Wal-(Continued on Page Three)
Monday night, May 18, at the Paramount Theatre has been designated by the management as University of Miami Night because at this time the theatre will present the first showing of the Paramount News pictures of the painting of the university building.
Carl Fien has 1,000 tickets for the Monday night performance. The tickets are $.40 and a percentage of the receipts, through the courtesy of the management, will be used to start a fund for the completion of the new university building.
Mr. George Swanson, manager, of the theatre, stated that his company was doing this in an attempt to show their appreciation for past patronage and because they feel that with a little help the students of the University will do much toward securing the completion of permanent buildings.
The feature picture will be “Murder on the Bridal Path” starring Jimmy Gleason and Helen Broderick.
Students will again go to the polls next Wednesday, May 20, to vote on Dave Hendrick and Nat Glogowski for president and Nedra Brown and John Esterline for secretary-treasurer of the student body. Bob Masterson and Muriel MacDonald were eliminated from the race for the presidency and secretary-treasurership respectively, in the primaries last Wednesday.
In the race for vice-president of the student body Dorothy Tison, defeated Helen Couch by a wide margin.
James Abras and John Boyer were uncontested for the offices of Chief Justice and Prosecuting Attorney of the Honor Court respectively.
Elected to the Chief Justice seats m the Honor Court were: Scotty McLachlan, Flow Fowler, Ben Turner, Fay Taylor, John Yates and Charles Girtman. McLachlan polled the highest number of votes ever recorded for a single candidate.
The three amendments to the Constitution were passed by a large vote. The amendments are as follows:
1.	Do you favor the Secretary-Treasurer of the Student Body becoming the Secretary-Treasurer of the Senate?
2.	Do you favor a student activity fee to be levied only after thorough investigation as to amount specified by members of the student association and administration? The money will be controlled by officers of the Senate and the Student Government Association.
3.	Do you favor the establishment of a Board of Student Publications composed of two faculty members, three Senators, and editors of the publications?
gar, Paul Pencke; Elizabeth Rimplegar, Dorothy Buddington; Donald, Bradbury Franklin; Dr. Alan Steph-
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Miss Foster Introduces Unusual
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fratif 7 University, gave a most th^ ismg concert on an instrument deal 2 ^ present attracting a great ,^0:t Mention.
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and varied a program can be^ when given on the Hammond organ. Hei phrasing, taste, and intelligent^ up-ing of selections gave full evidence of the fine musician that she is, an the audience was captivated by the performance and also with the appropriate, well delivered remarks concerning this instrument.
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Read-Ad-Contest Ends Next Week
The Read-the-Ad Contest will be discontinued with next week’s issue. Winners will be given passes to the Capitol and Coral Gables theatres. The deadline has been extended to 1:30 Monday afternoon.
To be eligible for passes entrees must list the advertisers in this week’s Hurricane and place the list in the Hurricane post office prior to the deadline.
Alumni Election Results Will Be Announced May 22
Returns for the Miami Alumni Association elections are coming in daily and are being tabulated as they are received. Announcement of the officers elected for the coming year will be made in next week’s edition of the Hurricane, according to an announcement by Stuart W. Patton, acting alumni secretary.
Next Friday evening the graduating seniors will be guests of the association at a buffet supper and dance in the University Cafeteria.
The entire student body is invited to the dance following the supper.
Ohio State Students Organize New Society for Promulgation of Cribbing
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Columbus, Ohio (ACP)—The hand that never rocked a cradle may nevertheless be an old hand at a crib.
Not to be outdone in the mad race of American undergraduates to organize, Ohio State students have formed the University Society for the Promulgation of Cribbing (unrecognized, so far, by the Dean’s Committee on Student Affairs) and their researches have brought to light manyesoteric and devious ways of confounding the unwary proctor.
The commoner methods, such as cuff-writing, are frowned upon by the USPC, which is interested rather in investigation like that done by a NYU researcher who discovered that crib notes could be written with grapefruit juice on glasses or watch-dials.
Another favored method is known as “the scroll.” The despairing student makes his notes on a long strip of paper, which he attaches to two match sticks and rolls up into a scroll. Use of this device, as in the case of
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since a certain amount of hand-wringing is indicated while peering at the notes.
There are other ways of confusing the instructor, the society reports, citing the case of a member who has been annoyed by an overly suspicious proctor. The examination fell on the first of April, and the game was therefore legitimate. Noticing the student’s repeated glances at a large watch, the instructor demanded to see it. Written on the dial were the words: “April Fool.”
But a University of Wisconsin student did this better a year or so ago. A certain instructor had accused him of cheating throughout; the semester. Came the day of the final, and retribution. The exam was barely under way when the suspected one began to peek at a slip of paper held in the palm of his hand. Ever on the alert, the instructor came pounding down the aisle and confiscated it.
The message was: “Is it true that you were secretly married on December 4?”
It must have been, because the in-
the co-ed’s handkerchief system, calls for some knowledge of histrionics, structor went away, very quietly.

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