Miami Hurricane, October 30, 1942

              'THE MIAMI,
Hurricanes Face Furman Minus Star Linesman
Almost at full strength, the University of Miami Hurricanes wiU be trying for their fourth straight victory of the 1942 campaign «hen they face a small but powerful Furman College souad on Saturday afternoon in the Orange Bowl.	g sq a on
The Hardingmen came through their encounter with the Rollins Tars last week in good physical shape. However. Bill Dixon .t„
left guard, injured his leg in Mon- “	--
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day’s practice scrimmage and definitely will be out of action tomorrow. Coach Harding announced that Shultz will replace Dixon in the guard spot.
The Hurricanes did not show much of an offensive attack against the Tars and were never able to make any kind of a sustained drive. The statistics showed this to be true with the fact that Miami made only one first down all afternoon. As a result, Jack Harding has worked all week on developing some strong offensive power.
Veteran coach A. P. McLeod will bring a small squad from Greenville, South Carolina, with only nineteen players making the trip. All the boys on the Furman team have seen sixty-minute action in almost every game this season. The reason being that the visitors are a member of the Southeastern Conference, and cannot use freshmen in college competition.
The Hurricanes have met Furman only once and this was in 1*27. At that time Furman drubbed Miami 59-7 and you may be sure that our present Hurricanes will be out to avenge that stinging defeat.
Furman’s record so far includes only one win in five contests, but the Hurricanes of Furman (that’s their name too) have met the strongest teams in the South. They lost a close decision to V.P.I., [continued on page four]
Lt Terletsky To Discuss WAVES
Lt. Serepta Terletsky of the Miami WAVES personnel office will discuss the Navy Women’s Association on Tuesday in the Theatre at 1 p. m. Emily Creve-lin* program chairman, will present the speaker.
Former Director of Women’s Residence Hall here at the University, Lt. Terletsky received her commission last fall.
Mary Maroon, Women’s association,
announces that at this ■eeting class representatives to the Women’s Association execu-tive board will be elected.
Schwarzenbek f41 Graduate. Reported
Lieutenant Francis X.* Schwarzenbek, ‘41 graduate and husband of the former Queen of Clubs, Alma Jane Lindgren, is reported missing in action while fighting for the army air forces in England.
For bringing his Flying Fortress safely back tq England when it was on fire and riddled with bullets, Lt. Schwarzenbek was recommended for the Distinguished Flying Cross. In a photograph of the awalrding of honors, Mrs. Schwarzenbek was able to identify “Bart,” as he was known to University friends.—BHB
5 Jeep Goal Set For Bond Drive
Register now — not for the draft, frightened fellows — but for the Five Jeep War Bond and Stamp sale sponsored by the Student War Council.
To reach the goal set by the council to buy five jeeps, all students must register the bonds they have bought since September at the war booth in front of the cafeteria. Bonds should be presented at the booth so that Bill Gale and co-Aipha Phi Omega workers can recc-rd the bond number and value. (?.S. They will be returned.) Students may at the same time, sign pledge cards for bonds and stamps to be bought during the year..—BHB
BLOOD DONORS
All students who took blood donation cards should return them at once tr; members of the Student War Council! If no members are available, slip the cards under the door of Room
M-CLUB WANTS WOMEN
11 Names Added To Who’s Who List
The latest chapter of the Hurricane’s thrilling new serial story is now off the press. Most recent returns on the Who’s Who derby are in and tabulated.
Unsporting refusals on the part of national Who’s Who to announce complete lists of the stu dents chosen for this year’s Who’s Who in American Colleges rating caused the Hurricane to hire a private detective agency last week to find out who had been tapped.
The list, while trustworthy as far as it went, was far from com plete. Among the celebrities whose names were omitted (probably because they don’t have telephones) are Harry Kaplan, John Reeves, William L. Gale, Ethel Newkerk, Tom Lloyd, John Born, and Wallace Henderson. That brings that up to date.
The name of the student body president was also omitted, because last week’s list failed to Include the names of senior students who are receiving the honorary nomination for the second time, Besides Harry Rinehart, these are Helen Gwinn, Ruth Jane Craver and Stewart La Motte.
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Jo University Corpses Keep Halloween Spirit Alive
i,Official Washington has ordered ~
* rationing of Halloween merri-
and a blackout of the usual kdidgy festivities. But the Uni-asrrity
needs no priorities to give •W indent Druid’s day a proper ■•doff. The two hundred corpses »ho inhabit the darkened halls Mfte first floor can take care of ft dl by themselves.
Down in room 139, three stu-d«t» have the auspicious task ■ Flaying
nursemaid and mor-to a flock of Drosophila —iter and musculus. The
_______ winding Drosophila,
***»■ to housewives and hucks-"** “ “that — fruit fly,” are *	lot, giving the maternity
2» * rushing business of over cases a day.
iïree hoys, Martin Green-uon Peacock, and Francis
Burke, are studying genetics (zoology 303) and use the specimens for the verification of the Mendelian laws of heredity and variation.
Between the lab gab sessions the triumverate anesthetize their victims for action—experimental matings for study of dominant and recessive characteristics.
Typical scientific banter . . . “Did you make some more medium?” “Yeh, can’t you smell that home cooking aroma? Just wait a few days and it’ll begin to resemble ‘purple passion stuff,’ no fooling.”
Between a couple of games of catch (the baseballs being wads of wet cotton) more escape through the lab door with the ‘purple passion stuff.’ “Hey, Don,
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Whistling at the women from the front of the cafeteria is not too successful from a mass-production standpoint, M-Club members report, and so they have appealed to the Hurricane to recruit twenty hostesses to keep the Furman team happy at their weekly dance Friday.
The muscle-men are on the level about this and feel that it will be an honor and a privilege for any girl to help out at the dance. They plan to provide special identification tars for the girls and will make all arrangements ahead of time to insure no slipups.
Girls who would like to serve at the dance should speak to A1 Adler, Ed Ruzonberka, Ray Gorman, or Russ Coates sometime today.
Another little gallantry the boys have cooked up is to make this week’s gar«e sorority day, with all seven sorority presidents serving as sponsors. They are Margery Stark, Alpha Epsilon Phi; Clementine Smith, Chi Omega; Gwen Gordon, Delta Phi Epsilon; May Morat, Delta Zeta; Betty Batchellor, Kappa Kappa Gamma; Ann Sargent, Sigma Kappa; and Margarita Smith, Zeta Tau Alpha.—DAL
Resident Women Ask Change In Rules
Plans for a later Saturday night permission than 12 midnight which is Ti>w in eflect for the dormitory girls have been submitted to Miss Mary B. Merritt by the Resident Women’s association which met Monday night at 10 p. m. in De Castro.
Officers of tjiis association, elected by the do.rnitory girls, are Kay Gay, president; Jane Lee Roudabush, vice-president; Phyllis Jones, secretary; Merle Blount, treasurer; Phyllis Gilberg, Women’s association; representative; and Shirley Goldman, Jean Loh-man, Laura Gouldman, Mary Jane Crossland, and Joan Taylor, proctors.
During the meeting penalties and privileges were distributed for offences committed the past w«ek; this duty is one of the main functions of the group.—LC
'Class Elections Closest In History’-Simon
Names listed in bold face were elected to office. The letter M in parentheses indicates M party; the letter U in parentheses indicates U party. Run-offs are indicated where necessary.
ASSOCIATE JUSTICE Mary Maroon (M)	265
Jim Jeffrey (U) ..........  246
Margery Starke (M) ........ 189
SENIOR CLASS
Vice-president
Ray Gorman (M)	36
Eleanor Arthur (U)	19
Secretary
Ruth Preasett (M)	27
Ed Knight (U)	26
Senator
Mary Lon Yahner (M)	28
Milton DeVoe (U)	21
JUNIOR CLASS President
Al Adler (M)	58
Tony Roth (U)	43
Vice-president
Bob Dillard (M)	53
Bill Lautz (U)	43
Secretary
Jack Waxenberf (U)	50
Audrey Goldwyn (M)	44
Senator
Jack Richmond (U)	S3
Harvey Klein (M)	42
SOPHOMORES President
Don Fink (M) Run-off	51
Leon Schultz (U) Run-off	45
Sebastian Sisti	11
Vice-president
Barbara Browne (M)	54
John Lowe (U)	49
Secretary
Mary Jane Daviaa (U)	54
Betty Welitskin (M)	47
FRESHMEN President
Jim Demos (M) Run-off	79
Bill Bozeman (U) Run-off	78
Cy Shannon (M)	8
Bob Waxenberg (U)	7
Vice-president
Ed Wall (M)	88
Muriel Smith (U)	86
Secretary
Mary Westerdahl (U) Run-off 70 Joanne Fandrey (M) Run-off 57 Pat Mulloy (M)	48
Treasurer
Bud Salvadore (U) (Run-off	78
Frances Sansome (M) Run-off 54 June Deutsch (M)	41
Senators
Elmer Hall (U)	60
Margaret Brown (M)	58
Harriet Goldon (U)	54
Jean Troetschel (U)	52
Charles Wasserman (M)	48
Frances Sansome (M)	42
Winning out in the box score with a margin of eleven highr position candidates to the University party’s eight, M-Party members are celebrating a narrow victory today in what Seymour Simon, Chief Justice of the Honor court, says is “the closest election in University history.” Wild ticket-splitting was evident.
Run-off elections will be held in two classes Tuesday, Nov. 10,
Debaters Elect'1 Watson President
The following officers were elected when the Debate Council met Oct. 23: Jake Watson, president; Sanford Nadler, vice-president; and Vivian Feld, secretary.
Tentative plans were made to attend the Dixie Forensic Tourney at Charlotte, N.C., Dec. 2-5.
Topic to be debated is Resolved: that the united nations should establish a permanent federal union with power to tax and regulate commerce; to settle international disputes and to enforce such settlements; to maintain a police force; and to provide for the admission of other nations which accept the principles of the union ^«rHW
Three Named To Ibis Staff
Ibis staff appointments announced this week by editor Dotty Levin include Rita Grossman, school editor; Naomi Grossman, organizations editor; and Thelma Hall, fraternity editor.
Gibson Smith, head photographer for the Ibis is being assisted by Martin Greenberg, Rita Wilber, Sam Winick, and Rita Provisero.
Juniors and seniors wishing to have their picture in the 1943 Ibis must make final arrangements this week.
at 1:00, to choose winners in offices where no majority of votes was polled. Sophomores will meet in Room 329 to chose between Donald Fink (M-Party) and Leon Schultz (University party) for the office of president. Fink polled six more votes than did Schultz.
Jimmy Demos (M-Party) holds a one-vote lead over Bill Bozeman (University) for the office of president of the freshman class. University party’s Mary Westerdahl and Bud Salvadore must fight it out with M-Party candidates Joan Fandrey and Frances Sansome for the offices of secretary and treasurer respectively.
Only one clean sweep of a class occurredwhe n the M-Party took all three offices chosen by seniors. One associate justiceship went to each party arid the junior class split evenly on a plurality basis.
University party led im the freshman class, where they polled four high candidates to the M-party's three. Of the three offices being filled in the sophomore class M-party candidates were high in two.
Balloting for all elections was conducted yesterday, with the exception of the votes for freshman senator, which were taken Tuesday at one o’clock at a class meeting. Other classes met at the same hour to nominate candidates for the replacement elections.—DAL
Debaters Propose Kiss Rationing; Casanovas Start Hoarding
If it’s kissin’, you’re missin’.
Listen!
The Debate Council has announced as its subject for this semester’s intramural debating; Resolved; That the administration of the University of Miami should enforce rationing of kisses among students for the duration.
Rules for this hot air tussle are: No professionals allowed. Fraternities, sororities; and independents must forget their personal preferences and have two-man teams ready to argue both sides of the question. Telling your side is limited to five minutes and wrecking their side of it stops after 120 seconds.
The subject was defined as meaning kissing would be permitted only on a Saturday night
date. One when it starts; one when it’s over. War is Hell.
“A kiss is an anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in a state of mutual agreement” — declares Harvey Klein, president Pi Kappa Delta, honorary debate fraternity. Easier done than said.
The administration could issue special activity books with detachable coupons for kissing. Some activity books. Some activity. We’re looking for the coupon bootlegger. That activity fee covers a multitude of sins or blessings.
When she is asked, “Whatcha doin’ Saturday night?" She’ll know just what he means. If the answer is “busy,” he’ll know just what she means.—NOP