Miami Hurricane, March 27, 1941

              FOLLIES FAIRIES FROLIC FRIDAY
Theta Alpha Phi. dramatic» fraternity which went national because that was the only way it could get any attention, will present its annual Follies, or should we say Folly, tomorrow and Saturday nights at the Theatre. It starts about eight, we think. Better check on it with Jean Small or Mary Alice Kirton, who will resign from the fraternity at an early hour tomorrow night. Main feature of the Folly will be the Fairies' Chorus, made up of prominent La-de-das around the campus. The picture shown above is last year’s chorus, and we only printed it because we were promised press passes if we would. We were also told to tell you to go, because it’s good. There’s also some silly stuff about Samuel Crepys, which is giving us the crepes already, and we aren’t even seeing it yet. And they got a new lending lady Thursday.
0 for the Rogues Of Yesteryear
Shades of the dear dead past! There were giants in the land in those days. Time was when APO was ruled by real villains. Ford-barn, Hillstead, McLindon, Madi-gan—names to conjure with.
We liked it in the good old days when a villain wore a black nius-tacbe and a checkered suit; when the peoples of the world were divided between the goods and the bads (just like in the Saturday Mcikey Mouse movies). There's nothing warms our heart so much as a good bad man.
But look at the scene today APO hows to such nondescript dictatorial small fry as our chum Hinepart. And those delightful little flunkies Quimby and Phillips. Now there’s a trio for you.
All right you ean have ’em. We don't like our villains that away. We like the real thing, all wool and double-dyed. None of these
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Special regulations have been issued by Delta Zeta sorority as to the proper garments in which Co-eds contesting for the title of Best Undressed Girl at their first annual dance at the Country Club Friday night must not appear.
The number of votes a girl got in the elections will have nothing to do with the sort of dress required. The idea, as has been rumored, that the girl who got 20 votes would go in a fur coat, the girl that got 100 votes would go in a slack-suit, the girl that got 250 votes would go in a bathing suit, and that extra Hooeycanes would be provided for all girls with more than 500 votes. (Newspapers are warm, you know) But all this wouldn’t he possible anyway, because the voting will tuke place tomorrow in front of the cafeteria and the results will not be announced until the night of the dance, when the winner will
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Baby Nick, well-known Univer-sit character, was arrested by Opa Locka police for necking with an unidentified girl on a dark side street. The arresting ...:j	thnt ;f hi> had
Damn Debaters Are Leary Collapses;
Gone; Thank God
On last Monday the student senate awarded the University of Miami fat-city debate team $3955.-01 Mt for a trip to Berlin, where we will debate the German High Command on the subject. “Re-*	•	*>...♦ *t,„ it sj >%hi>ulH Fn-
It Don't Pay!
Dr. Lewis Gaston Leary, Jr., associate professor of English, chairmnn of social committee, editor of Historical Association of South Florida, adviser to upper classmen, man of a family, and faculty adviser to Kappa Sigma
Grave fears wei I »It here this week, when word was received that all physically sou 1 (meaning two legs and a trigger finger) and mentally alert ll > and two is four I University males (wearing |y to he drafted ennmsse. which means alto-ors. This word immediately threw l niversily National defense is making itself known in other ways, too. For instance, it’s* next to impossible
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pants I were very gether to Spanish males into sometl a panics, since evei tales about the ( are drilling livi All Out Aid to i*ain. (Please note cut of late niversity male who is being re:	1 for Aid to
Britain and defe- of this great and noble land its stars and stripes, its amhei aves of grain, its purple mount.: V majesty, its corn likker, and movie stars.) (Don’t forget D< ey at Manilla either, when the intbs begin to fall.)
National defen meant only a rev You Going To Col scattered fears t vice might get i fic fears that tl squat! might he I by a selective set tees, and some et part of people suspense. Most 1 ents were taking although every r. tra had shown about Hitler, and is Republicans were slightly di pointed about presidential elec all agreed that W his soul, would 1 the same thing.
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to buy succotash in cans anymore. If you stop to speculate, you’ll re:-.!he that that means something. Maybe we’ve got some secret weapon that utilizes lima beans and corn. A kind of gas, perchance, or perchance a new explosive. Geez, we’ll miss that succotash, like Grandma used ;»• make down on the farm.
Say, I wonder what’s happening down on the farm. It’s springtime, and the'grass should be getting longer and greener and the winter colts will be out fishing in the bright sunlight. And Uncle Ned'll be out sowing something or other. But then, we mustn’t forget All Out Aid to Britain. Company, forward march, fix bayonets, charge, Yankee Hoodie, over the top. barbed wire, gas, a belch, Over There, war debts. April Fool.
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bombs, Bombs, BOMBS!!!
Members of University Local 3I Young Communists of America met last night at the home of Malvina Zipp and elected com-misars for the coming year. After the election, red soda pop was served, and the next two hours were spent in making time bombs and hand grenades. After the weekly quota of bombs was finished, the members got out their instruments and played several orchestral numbers on violins, violas, cellos, and busses. The meeting was formally adjourned at 1 a.in., hut the young Reds spent several hours discussing subver sive activities, dialectic materialism, and the coming struggle for power. Capitalism was roundly denounced, and thirteen more students were placed on the black list for eventual and speedy elimination.
Comrade Zipp was elected commissar of the commissariat, which was made up of other well-known University Reds. She outlined a definited program for the coming year, which included liquidation of the Hurricane staff writer who wrote last week’s editorial attacking the AYC. Capitalism was again roundly denounced, to the tune <>f two violas.
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