Miami Hurricane, April 01, 1944

              Ik. Gloman F. Hashe today announced the first annual Spring Institute of Romantic Arts and Domestic Sciences which will open in April. The Spinstertute is designed to acquaint University co-eds with nationally known bachelors.
The need for such a lecture series was realized during the Winter Institute when it was noticed that University women payed
Same of the weekly lectures will he Modern Men—And How to Hoek Him; Love—Cause and Effect; The Romance of Romance; and Polygamy-—Pro and Cob.
A committee of co-eds wfll select the speakers from a list of nationally known bachelors. Selection will be based on sex appeal, intelligence, and sex appeal. Girls on this committee are Maggie Brown, who will select s speaker for the subject: True Love —Can It Last. Charlotte Motter, who will visit New York and Hollywood for a Spinstertute lecturer for the subject: Love—Off Stage and On. Mary Gene Lambert and Barbara H. Browne have requested that Winter Institute speaker Norman Cousins be brought back for a return engagement at the Spinstertute—if he does not at present have any entangling alli-
It was a thrilled, excited dilapidated audience that attended the first session of the Boner Court trial of the case of State v. Sebistian Sassy, Tuesday afternoon in the Lie building.
More than half the student body attended so that the fifteenth floor room was filled to the brim. There were many students framed in the door jamb, or more properly iambed in —'	'	the door frame. Excitement of the
_ I hi I	afternoon was set off hy U»e read-
I A#f|| T fl IFIIIVI	of the charge, which is, to
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csted for criminal libel for hav-MM	^ - - -1 ing published in his magazine, the
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E. Talcum Beal, library assist- J»"» to «» roots and grows only ant, has again brought recogni- for K» own personal glory. Sassy’*
Hon to the University of Miami Publication caused an indignant with the publication of his lat- uprising of the student body to est book, “BeaTe Book of Unfa- defense of the defense-leas miliar Quotation*.”	«*“», eausing a breach of the
^	* Fireworks began when Hank
of the oat^dj* P”bli“üonf Frankfurter, attorney for the de-
of tS bÎ,k“ aa “Bet^ ,en“’ “id’ «»•«*. Mr. Sassy,
«t him t^n”	U sponsor of « organization for
you get him t •	the protection of mangy eats. Is
Mr. Beal is also the author of this not evidence that he is civic that well-known best seller, “One minded. Besides, line 76, subdi-Tree Grows, in Brooklyn, but rigion 26, section 3, article 20, of Fifteen Have to Grow m My Back- the 1920 revised constitution, yard-”	states that there shall be no choc-
Aaked to comment on the pres- date ice cream cones sold in the ent state of affairs, Mr. Beal said, patio.’1
“Well, the larkspur and the fish This remark stumped the proa-are happy.”	ecuting attorney. Smelly Smythe,
___________________ and the audience cheered. Chief
* Justice Martin von Goo asked for Imrnn rtr quiet, or he would have to call
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“Equal distribution of campus manpower” on “Do I have to scratch your eyes out before you leave my man alone?” was discussed at the joint meeting of Kappa Kappa Gamma and Chi Omega Monday. This meeting was held at a result of the unanimous
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A subcommittee composed of Jean MeNeal, Grade Proctor and Ralynn Nerwmark have been assigned the task of signing up an advisory board: Mr. Anthony and Mr. Alexander of the Court of Human Relations (or vice versa).
Plans call for one chaperone for each row when the Spinstertute lecturers are given in the University theater.
adoption by both groups of the suggestion that the two sororities cooperate in discussing and solving certain important proclaim.
The Kappas and the Chi O’s have pledged themselves to divide the available cmapus males between them since such cooperative measures seem necessary at this time. Winning the coin toss, Chi O’s Martha Snell Scent and Frances Limestone chose the male classification from A to M, leaving N to Z to the Kappsa Several Kappas, namely Peg Corporal and Betty Spinster, whose current men friends fall into the first .rlasifi-cation seemed disconcerted but the friendly wririt which prevailed in the meeting prevented diseord.
Other subjects which were discussed at the meeting concerned joint rushing and post-war plans for a mutual sorority house.
After the needle was passed around again, the meeting adjourned.
One of the most interesting questions asked at a recent lecture sponsored by the University from a wizened young child of 24 who was sitting in the third row from the ceiling.
Noticing that the young woman had lowered her hand, the lecturer at once recognized her and threw back the arm for subsequent use.
“Dr. Ormsley,” said Letitia (for Ksamsaugnaes Russia was her name), “ft had CL.11*. Pragan»* often concerned me that you part »111181 llcScOTS your hair from the left to the	|	-
right ear. What social significance BlCdrDOIKltC, AlllM lmd this to bear on the port-	0pen, ^ gh ^
war world, don’t you think?” of the drama department, has an-Noticeably disturbed, the mod- ntranced that no tryouts will be erator of the lecture series arose, necessary to cast the leading parts
knocking Dr. Oimsley out of the . ,	,	,	.	which will be offered by the
window, and spoke for a few min- Waits Alfalfa's Hi	so-
utes on the dubious merits of dia- ciety April 49th, 1903. Mrs. Shot-critical marks in relation to Le- ter has chosen Henry Wiener to titia’s question.	Pi»? the Man Who Came for Bi-
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V-12 Age Limit Raise To Abet Sodai Lifo
Into the forest, toward the brook Went this happy hunter with his botany book. With a knife, an axe, and an ir sect net He tramped to catch himself a pet.
Would it be flora or fauna rare ?
Or would he trap a lot of air?
The thought of an error was of do concern To this tropical gent in search of a fern.
He knew chlorophyll as well as his wife, Having studied it well for moot of his life. About osmosis and transpiration This guy had taught the entire nation.
And so to you, my botanical sage,
I suggest that you wake up and act your age.
Due to the' inability of V-12s to date any of the mature University co-eds, the officers of the unit have decided that the age limit will have to be raised at least six yearn. In addition to the
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